once borrowed God's magical hat
mad parrots appeared
they cursed and they sneered
the guru then borrowed a cat
that guru once prayed in a bog
reversal of all mental fog
the earth gave a crack
the dinos came back
so guru was changed in a doG
then guru fed up with his dream
was wishing a worshiping team
hot ladies arrived
they partied and jived
and guru woke up with a scream
so guru then wrote how true love hit
while praising the powers beyond it
expecting big bucks rain
descended good luck gain
the guru was baptized with dove shit!
