In order to found the ultimate super sect, fit candidates for the title of guru are sought,
with the following qualifications:
minimum 5 years experience:
1. as a ventriloquist
2. as a spiritistic medium specialized in matters of lineage
3. in irradiating drink and food with credulity
4. as a hypnotist of critics and other disbelievers
5. with the application of the recursive scapegoat method
Applications, accompanied with photo, CV, diplomas and a bottle of irradiated wine,
will be responded to after verification, with an interview for a dharma debate and
the candidate who wins all rounds will be awarded as nondual super sect guru.

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