In order to found the ultimate super
sect, fit candidates for the title of guru are sought,
with the following qualifications:
minimum 5 years experience:
1. as a ventriloquist
2. as a spiritistic medium
specialized in matters of lineage
3. in irradiating drink and food with
credulity
4. as a hypnotist of critics and other
disbelievers
5. with the application of the recursive
scapegoat method
Applications, accompanied with photo, CV,
diplomas and a bottle of irradiated wine,
will be responded to after verification,
with an interview for a dharma debate and
the candidate who wins all rounds will be
awarded as nondual super sect guru.
